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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

IMPORTANT INFORMATION about BLOOD

IMPORTANT INFORMATION about BLOOD






 Did You Know?
 
Blood type and Rh
How many people have it?
O +
40 %
O -
7 %
A +
34 %
A -
6 %
B +
8 %
B -
1 %
AB +
3 %
AB -
1 %
 
 
Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?
 
According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?
 
TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive. .
TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakne ss.
TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

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AB-
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Friday, January 28, 2011

FW: [brader] INDIAN SCHOOL of BUSINESS

To: brader@yahoogroups.com
From: joeraymon@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:52:24 +0800
Subject: [brader] INDIAN SCHOOL of BUSINESS

 




Gentlemen and Ladies!!!
 
Please enjoy this antidote – What do you think? I guess this is the best way to get both – a daughter-in-law and a Job at the World Bank!!! 

INDIAN SCHOOL of BUSINESS - LESSON 1

Rajpat (the father): Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case... Ok"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... Ok"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... Ok"

And that my friend, is how Indians do business.

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FW: [brader] Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

To: brader@yahoogroups.com
From: joeraymon@gmail.com
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:13:07 +0800
Subject: [brader] Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

 
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED....

 But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....

 And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....

 And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...
 COMPLETELY FINISHED
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

FW: [brader] Di suatu ketika

To: brader@yahoogroups.com; mihwama@yahoo.com; azizulh66@yahoo.com; NHamid@dps-global.com; hrunhusin@hotmail.com; hjazuha@gmail.com
From: joeraymon@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:05:39 +0800
Subject: [brader] Di suatu ketika

 
"BILA SANG ISTERI MINTA CERAI"

Satu petang yang hening, aku (Selamat bin Dol) duduk 
berehat-rehat didepan rumah sambil menghisap rokok jenama 
Thailand murah sikit, huhuhu..) sementara itu anakku yg 
berusia 3 tahun sedang bermain-main di ruangan tengah. 
Aku lihat dia tersenyum sorang-sorang.. Apalah yg dia 
pikir agaknyer... Isteriku? Ade kat dapur nun, memasak.
Bahagiakan familiku ini... Isteriku memang cukup rajin 
memasak, anakku pula petah berkata-kata menghiburkan kami 
sefamili. Alahai... aku senyum sorang-sorang gak bangga 
memiliki famili ni. Tengah aku dok senyum-senyum tetibe 
anak aku datang...
"abah...mak nak cerai...!"
Aku tersentap. Mataku otomatik bepinar.. 
Rokok tetap 'maintain' kat mulut...
Tetibe je dia nak minta perpisahan?? 
Aku ni bukan insan yg lemah, cukup nafkah zahir batin 
kat bini aku tuh. Umah ni pun aku beli pakai nama dia... 
(aku beli je, dia yg bayar… hehehe). 
Lepas tu keta kat depan umah tu memang aku dah habis bayar
pun khas untuk dia (Kancil 660 tahun 1999). 
Hape lagi yg kurang. Dengan panas kepala ni aku terjah 
dia kat dapur.!!

"YAH, APE KURANG KE KASIH SAYANG ABE KT AWOK? 
APE ABG NI TAK HENSEM LAGI KE? SAMPAI AWAK NAK
MINTA TUU!! TERGAMAK AWAK WAT ABG MCM NIE.....!!!!"
"Ape nie bang... susah sgt ke nak bagi?
"YAH! AWAK JANGAN UJI SAYA!
"Iyelah... Lau berani buat lah...
"YAAHHHHH...... AWAK MELAMPAU!!!!"

Kaki aku dah mengeletar, peluh menitik-nitik, hidung 
aku kembang kempis, kat telinge aku dah terdengar-dengar 
lagu Anang.. Jari jemari dah sejuk... Sanggupkah aku 
ucapkan perkataan itu... 

"Iye... buatlah bang Oiiii!! Saya nak masak gulai ni, 
gi lah ambik serai tu cepat. Boboi tak cakap kat awak ke...?
"HAH, SERAI?????"

Betuah punyer anak... Pelat....!!!!
Ceyaii Vs Cerraii... Be carefull dengan bahasa anak anda.
Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselebungi Misteri...!!
Hihihihik hukhuk...

Regards,
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