Friday, March 25, 2011

RE: [brader] It's Hell to be Old




 
From: joeraymon

 
It's Hell to be Old (give it a thought)  


    
OLD people have problems that you haven't 
even considered yet!  
     
An 85-year-old man was requested by his 
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. 

The doctor gave the man a  jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'  


The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared 
at the doctor's office and gave him the  jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.   Then I tried  with my left hand, but still nothing.  

'Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with 
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.  


She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.  


'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' 
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'    
   
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get 
the jar open.'

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