"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth." - Patrick Murray.
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates.
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb.
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti.
"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist." - Franklin Jones.
The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." - Times Newspaper.
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