Wednesday, August 31, 2011
When you get
When you get little, You want more. When you get more, you desire even more. But when you lose it all, You realize that LITTLE was enough.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Relationship
♦Keys to a Successful relationship: Communication, Compromise and Commitment... Mix Well, Serve daily.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
6 Rules to a BETTER life
6 Rules to a BETTER life:
➀ Never hate
➁ Live simply
➂ Expect a little
➃ Give a lot
➄ Always smile
➅ Live with love
➀ Never hate
➁ Live simply
➂ Expect a little
➃ Give a lot
➄ Always smile
➅ Live with love
Saturday, August 27, 2011
People will forget
People will forget what U said, people will forget what U did, but people will never forget how U made them feel -Maya Angelou
Pantun Raya Ikut Negeri
Selamat Hari Raya Aidil FitriMaaf Zahir & Batin
Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita
Terengganu..
.Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile
Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin
Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke ria
Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok
N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri
(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)
Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu
Perak...
Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupei
Pandu hemat ingat kampongAse(Asal) teman selamat sampei
Kedah.. .
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau
Penang. ..
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepaih raya jgn dok triak
Kalu ceti mai kot dapoq
Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang
NOTA: Pantun disalin dari dari Mohd Fauzi Abdullah. Solilah Fauzi lain kali jika ada peluang copy lagi.
Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita
Terengganu..
.Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile
Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin
Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke ria
Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok
N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri
(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)
Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu
Perak...
Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupei
Pandu hemat ingat kampongAse(Asal) teman selamat sampei
Kedah.. .
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau
Penang. ..
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepaih raya jgn dok triak
Kalu ceti mai kot dapoq
Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang
NOTA: Pantun disalin dari dari Mohd Fauzi Abdullah. Solilah Fauzi lain kali jika ada peluang copy lagi.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Smile
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. -Mother Teresa
Thursday, August 25, 2011
AlFatihah
Dari: Johnz N Hidayah assalamualaikum w.b.t... kpd broders2 sy wakil dri siri39/06 disini ingin m'beri tahu sorng drpd adk bradik kter tlah pergi mninggal kn kter... beliau yg d'mksd kn ialah AZIZI@KATAK dri siri 39/06... marilah kter sma2 sedekah kn Al-Fatihah kpd arwaah... smoga arwah d'sna dgn aman d'sisiNya.... AL-FATIHAH........ bismillahirrahmanirrahim...... ..................
NAMA NAMA JEPUN CELUP
Just for laughs. Smile always.
NAMA NAMA JEPUN CELUP
Kalau yang sedang boring-boring tu tak tau nak buat apa, dalam kepala otak asyik fikir koja dan lapar dahaga sahaja,apa kata kita berhibur sikit dengan lawak nama jepun ni.
01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI
02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA
03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA
04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA
05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO
06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI
07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASHI HURUHARA
08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI
09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI heheh
10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA
11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI SUSA MAUMAKAN
12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI
13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI
14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI SIPUBABI
Joe
NAMA NAMA JEPUN CELUP
Kalau yang sedang boring-boring tu tak tau nak buat apa, dalam kepala otak asyik fikir koja dan lapar dahaga sahaja,apa kata kita berhibur sikit dengan lawak nama jepun ni.
01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI
02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA
03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA
04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA
05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO
06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI
07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASHI HURUHARA
08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI
09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI heheh
10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA
11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI SUSA MAUMAKAN
12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI
13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI
14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI SIPUBABI
Joe
List of Speedtrap During Hari Raya
PLUS Arah Utara (Dari KL):1- Km 197.1, Km 198.8 & Km 204.3 selepas exit Kemunting2- Km 208 & Km 214.8 sebelum exit Kemunting3- Km 271 berdekataan exit Ipoh Selatan4- Km 274.4 berdekatan exit Ipoh Utara5- Km 286.9 berdekatan exit Simpang Pulai6- Km 296 berdekatan exit Gopeng7- Km 352.6 selepas exit Sungkai8- Km 373 berdekatan exit Slim River9- Km 241.9 berdekatan exit Kuala Kangsar10- Km 308.6 selepas exit Gopeng11- Km 252 masa turun bukit selepas terowong Menora12- Km tak pasti tapi betul2 di R&R Gurun13- 2 km after tol Juru (90km/j)14- 5 kamera di atas jambatan pulau pinang (so slow je la kat situ)PLUS Arah Selatan:1- Km 289 sebelum exit Nilai Selatan2- Ada 3 kamera antara Km 255 - Km 249 (Persimpangan Seremban - Senawang)3- Km 253 selepas exit Senawang4- Km 213.9 selepas exit Alor Gajah5- Betul2 di exit Jasin6- Km tak pasti tapi selepas hentian sebelah Tangkak7- Km juga tak pasti tapi jambatan pertama selepas exit Yong Peng utara8- Km 97.3 selepas exit Air Hitam9- Betul2 di exit SedenakPLUS Tengah:1- Km 456 selepas exit Sungai Buluh2- Betul2 di exit Bukit Lanjan3- Betul2 dibawah Restoran Jejantas Sg Buloh4- Km 302.8 berdekatan exit Kajang5- Km 296.5 & Km 297 berdekatan exit BangiNKVE1- 300 meter sebelum tol Jalan Duta (60 km/j)2- Selepas cabang jalan ke tol Jalan Duta (80km/j)3- Betul2 di exit DamansaraKESAS1- Km 44.8 berdekatan exit LDP2- Berhadapan Endah Parade3- Betul2 di exit HicomELITE (Dari arah KLIA)1- Km 4.8 selepas exit Batu 32- Km 2 - Km 4 atas jambatan berdekatan Makro3- Betul2 kat bawah restoran jejantas USJ4- Km 10 sebelum exit USJJALAN PERSEKUTUAN1- Bersebelahan Hotel Mint2- Berdekatan Esso kat exit Salak Selatan3- Berhadapan dengan Istana Negara4- Berhadapan dengan Muzium Negara5- Kawasan turun bukit selepas pekan Raub (Menghala Kuala Lipis)6- 2 km sebelum pekan Maran (Arah Kuantan)7- Area Paya Bungor (Arah Kuantan)8- Selepas exit ke Bentong (Menghala ke LPT)9- Jalan Gambang - Kuantan (Turun bukit selepas Matrikulasi Pahang)10- Berhadapan dengan Mini Malaysia Melaka (70km/j)11- Berhadapan dengan Zoo Melaka (70 km/j)12- Bawah jambatan dari Banting ke KLIA (80 km/j)13- Berhadapan dengan Kolej Inti, Nilai14- Persimpangan Sg Manggis menghala ke Klang (60 km/j)15- Berhadapan Tesco Klang (70 km/j)16- Jambatan berdekatan rumah MB Selangor kat Pasir Panjang (70km/j)17- 2 km selepas sempadan Perak-Selangor di Jalan Sabak Bernam (berdekatan kilang kelapa sawit)18- Laluan bertingkat antara USM ke Bayan Lepas19- Jelutong expressway berdekatan Tesco Pulau Pinang20- MRR2 antara simpang Taman Melati & Wangsa Maju21- MRR2 berhadapan Mikro Cheras
Update program Sambutan Hari Raya AFATS 2011.
Assalamualaikum Brader yang dikasihi....
Update program Sambutan Hari Raya AFATS 2011.
1. Confirm program tidak dapat dilaksanakan di IJED kerana IJED menajadi penganjur kepada Sambutan Hari Raya Bersama YDP Besar N9 pada 25 Sep 2011. Berkemungkinan besar program akan diadakan di KUALA LUMPUR....
2. Setakat ini hanya 8+8+17 = 33 pax yang mengesahkan untuk hadir. Diharap lebih ramai lagi Braders d
an keluarga akan mengambil bahagian. Sila buat pengesahan menggunakan format x+y+z (diri+isteri+anak) bagi membantu AJK membuat perancangan.Sekian dulu dari saya yg berusaha untuk meraikan
Update program Sambutan Hari Raya AFATS 2011.
1. Confirm program tidak dapat dilaksanakan di IJED kerana IJED menajadi penganjur kepada Sambutan Hari Raya Bersama YDP Besar N9 pada 25 Sep 2011. Berkemungkinan besar program akan diadakan di KUALA LUMPUR....
2. Setakat ini hanya 8+8+17 = 33 pax yang mengesahkan untuk hadir. Diharap lebih ramai lagi Braders d
an keluarga akan mengambil bahagian. Sila buat pengesahan menggunakan format x+y+z (diri+isteri+anak) bagi membantu AJK membuat perancangan.Sekian dulu dari saya yg berusaha untuk meraikan
AJK Keraian AFATS
Win
You can win life by all means, if you simply avoid two things in life. Comparing with others, and expecting from other
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Monday, August 22, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Don't LIE to Kids
Don't LIE to Kids
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts witha newspaper.The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'The man answers, 'I don't know.I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find anywitnesses.When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.So they ask her if she did anything to the man.She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, Iplayed with his bird.After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned itsnest, andsmashed all its eggs!'
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Joe
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There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts witha newspaper.The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'The man answers, 'I don't know.I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find anywitnesses.When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.So they ask her if she did anything to the man.She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, Iplayed with his bird.After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned itsnest, andsmashed all its eggs!'
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Joe
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Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Brain surgeon Dr Charlie Teo
The controversial Sydney specialist told a Melbourne fundraiser that although the jury was still out on mobile phones and other forms of electromagnetic radiation, we should not take risks."Even though the jury's not in, just to err on the side of safety I would try and limit the amount of electromagnetic radiation that you're exposed to," he said."The American government, for example, recommend that all electrical appliances should be put at the foot of the bed and not the head of the bed."Electric blankets should be turned off before you get in bed and definitely wait for those five beeps before you open the microwave."With the mobile phone I encourage you to put it on loudspeaker and step outside rather than sticking it up to your brain."Dr Teo, who tackles tumours other surgeons deem inoperable, said some hair dyes, particularly red, could also cause brain cancer in people with a predisposition."The body needs some genetic predisposition. The hair dye, the mobile phone, they're just catalysts but you probably need some sort of genetic aberration to get the cancer in the first place," he said. Fast cancersDr Teo, who stars in Channel Seven's Last Chance Surgery, was in Melbourne last week for the Blackwood8 fundraiser at Croydon golf club.The group was founded by family and friends of Sally White, a patient of Dr Teo's whose outlook has improved dramatically.Dr Teo said while breast cancer doubled its cell numbers in weeks or months, the quickest brain cancers took just 16 hours.No age group was immune and the incidence of brain tumours was growing."It's increasing in frequency both in this country and developing countries and it used to be ranked out of the top 10 but it's just joined the top 10 most common cancers," he said.Recent studies have raised alarm bells about mobile phones.An unreleased World Health Organisation study reportedly found "a significantly increased risk" of some brain tumours related to use of mobile phones for 10 years or more.A Suleyman Demirel University study in Turkey also found wearing a mobile phone on your belt may lead to decreased bone density in an area of the pelvis commonly used for bone grafts.Dr Teo said there had been some advancements in treating tumours, like microwave therapy and putting chemotherapy directly into a tumour. A healthy diet, meditation and positive thought could also be beneficial."We believe that they probably boost the immune system," he said. Dr Teo's tips to reduce brain tumour risks- Get eight hours sleep a night and eat well to boost your immune system- Keep electrical appliances like clock radios at the foot of the bed- Turn electric blankets off before retiring- Put mobile phones on hands-free- Wait until the microwave finishes beeping before opening it.
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Joe
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Tuesday, August 9, 2011
50 Amalan Yang Perlu Dijauhi
50 Amalan Yang Perlu Dijauhi
1 Malas beribadah kepada Allah SWT
2 Lupa kepada Allah SWT
......
3 Melalaikan solat fardu
4 Mempercepat mengerjakan solat
5 Gemar meninggalkan solat berjemaah
6 Meninggalkan solat Jumaat
7 Menyuruh yang mungkar dan melarang yang makruf
8 Melakukan dosa dan kemungkaran secara sembunyi
9 Menyembunyikan ilmu pengetahuan
10 Riak
11 Hasad dengki
12 Dusta
13 Mungkir janji
14 Bakhil
15 Fitnah
16 Mencaci maki
17 Mengumpat
18 Mengungkit kembali pemberian kepada seseorang dan menyakiti hatinya
19 Mengingkari takdir allah
20 Mempersenda kesucian agama
21 Enggan berjihad di jalan Allah SWT
22 Menghina sahabat Rasullullah SAW
23 Menyembunyikan persaksian pada jalan yang benar
24 Menangguh pembayaran hutang
25 Menipu dalam jual beli
26 Ghasab
27 Bergaul dengan orang yang memperolok Al-Quran
28 Memakan harta anak yatim
29 Membuka rahsia orang lain
30 Berasa aman daripada murka Allah apabila melakukan dosa
31 Memanggil orang dengan gelaran buruk yang tidak disukai
32 Menghalang orang daripada mengamalkan ajaran islam
33 Suka kepada kesesatan dan suka menyesatkan orang
34 Bermuka-muka
35 Menyanjung dan memuji orang tanpa diketahui keadaan sebenarnya
36 Sombong diantara sesama manusia
37 Melampaui batas yang telah digariskan oleh Allah
38 Suka berbantah dan bertengkar sesama Muslim
39 Berputus asa dalam menghadapi cabaran hidup
40 Membazir dalam memanfaatkan nikmat Allah
41 Keluh kesah apabila ditimpa musibah
42 Mengkhianati sesuatu amanah
43 Memutuskan silaturrahim
44 Memecahbelahkan perpaduan kaum muslimin
45 Menghalalkan perkara yang haram
46 Membuat kerosakan dimuka bumi
47 Menuduh orang beriman bodoh
48 Mengubah dan menyalahguna ayat-ayat Allah
49 Bersumpah dengan selain nama Allah SWT
50 Berasa gembira apabila musibah menimpa orang beriman.
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1 Malas beribadah kepada Allah SWT
2 Lupa kepada Allah SWT
......
3 Melalaikan solat fardu
4 Mempercepat mengerjakan solat
5 Gemar meninggalkan solat berjemaah
6 Meninggalkan solat Jumaat
7 Menyuruh yang mungkar dan melarang yang makruf
8 Melakukan dosa dan kemungkaran secara sembunyi
9 Menyembunyikan ilmu pengetahuan
10 Riak
11 Hasad dengki
12 Dusta
13 Mungkir janji
14 Bakhil
15 Fitnah
16 Mencaci maki
17 Mengumpat
18 Mengungkit kembali pemberian kepada seseorang dan menyakiti hatinya
19 Mengingkari takdir allah
20 Mempersenda kesucian agama
21 Enggan berjihad di jalan Allah SWT
22 Menghina sahabat Rasullullah SAW
23 Menyembunyikan persaksian pada jalan yang benar
24 Menangguh pembayaran hutang
25 Menipu dalam jual beli
26 Ghasab
27 Bergaul dengan orang yang memperolok Al-Quran
28 Memakan harta anak yatim
29 Membuka rahsia orang lain
30 Berasa aman daripada murka Allah apabila melakukan dosa
31 Memanggil orang dengan gelaran buruk yang tidak disukai
32 Menghalang orang daripada mengamalkan ajaran islam
33 Suka kepada kesesatan dan suka menyesatkan orang
34 Bermuka-muka
35 Menyanjung dan memuji orang tanpa diketahui keadaan sebenarnya
36 Sombong diantara sesama manusia
37 Melampaui batas yang telah digariskan oleh Allah
38 Suka berbantah dan bertengkar sesama Muslim
39 Berputus asa dalam menghadapi cabaran hidup
40 Membazir dalam memanfaatkan nikmat Allah
41 Keluh kesah apabila ditimpa musibah
42 Mengkhianati sesuatu amanah
43 Memutuskan silaturrahim
44 Memecahbelahkan perpaduan kaum muslimin
45 Menghalalkan perkara yang haram
46 Membuat kerosakan dimuka bumi
47 Menuduh orang beriman bodoh
48 Mengubah dan menyalahguna ayat-ayat Allah
49 Bersumpah dengan selain nama Allah SWT
50 Berasa gembira apabila musibah menimpa orang beriman.
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011
An elderly....
Senyum itu sedekah................ kita semua akan melalui nya kan kan kan
>
>
> An elderly gentleman...
> Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the
> doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing
> aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
> The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
> doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
> pleased that you can hear again."
> The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
> I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my
> will three times!"
>
>
>
> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
> under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years
> old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
> age. How do you feel?"
> Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
> "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
> "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
>
>
>
> An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
> eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
> The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out
> to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very
> highly."
> The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
> The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name
> of that flower you give to someone you love?
> You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
> "Do you mean a rose?"
> "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the
> kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went
> to last night?"
>
>
> Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
> discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
> elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
> suitcase at his feet, who insisted he! Didn't need my help to leave
> the hospital.
> After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
> to the elevator.
> On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
> "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom
> changing out of her hospital gown."
>
>
>
> Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
> During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,
> but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
>
> Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
> chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
> "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
> "Sure."
> "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
> "No, I can remember it."
> "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write
> it down, so's not to forget it?"
> He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
> strawberries."
> "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
> down?" she asks.
> Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
> Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
> sake!"
> Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
> The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of
> bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
> "Where's my toast ?"
>
>
> Three old guys are out walking.
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
>
>
>
> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
> cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
> perfect."
> "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
>
>
>
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
> gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
> really doing great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
> be cheerful.'"
> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
> murmur; be careful."
>
>
> One more. . .!
>
>
> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his
> breath, he ordered a banana split.
> The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
> "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
>
> Like those?
>
> Now , before you 'forget', send them on to some other folks you know
> who could use a good laff !
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>
>
> An elderly gentleman...
> Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the
> doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing
> aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
> The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
> doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
> pleased that you can hear again."
> The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
> I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my
> will three times!"
>
>
>
> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
> under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years
> old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
> age. How do you feel?"
> Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
> "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
> "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
>
>
>
> An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
> eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
> The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out
> to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very
> highly."
> The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
> The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name
> of that flower you give to someone you love?
> You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
> "Do you mean a rose?"
> "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the
> kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went
> to last night?"
>
>
> Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
> discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
> elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
> suitcase at his feet, who insisted he! Didn't need my help to leave
> the hospital.
> After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
> to the elevator.
> On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
> "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom
> changing out of her hospital gown."
>
>
>
> Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
> During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,
> but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
>
> Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
> chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
> "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
> "Sure."
> "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
> "No, I can remember it."
> "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write
> it down, so's not to forget it?"
> He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
> strawberries."
> "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
> down?" she asks.
> Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
> Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
> sake!"
> Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
> The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of
> bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
> "Where's my toast ?"
>
>
> Three old guys are out walking.
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
>
>
>
> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
> cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
> perfect."
> "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
>
>
>
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
> gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
> really doing great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
> be cheerful.'"
> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
> murmur; be careful."
>
>
> One more. . .!
>
>
> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his
> breath, he ordered a banana split.
> The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
> "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
>
> Like those?
>
> Now , before you 'forget', send them on to some other folks you know
> who could use a good laff !
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011
KENALI NABI MUHAMMAD S.A.W. SECARA LAHIRIAH
Begitu indahnya sifat fizikal Baginda, sehinggakan orang ulama Yahudiyang pada pertama kalinya bersua muka dengan Baginda lantas melafazkankeislaman dan mengaku akan kebenaran apa yang disampaikan oleh Baginda.Di antara kata-kata apresiasi para sahabat ialah :- Aku belum pernah melihat lelaki yang sekacak Rasulullah saw- Aku melihat cahaya dari lidahnya..- Seandainya kamu melihat Baginda, seolah-olah kamu melihat matahari terbit.- Rasulullah jauh lebih cantik dari sinaran bulan.- Rasulullah umpama matahari yang bersinar.- Aku belum pernah melihat lelaki setampan Rasulullah.- Apabila Rasulullah berasa gembira, wajahnya bercahaya spt bulanpurnama.- Kali pertama memandangnya sudah pasti akan terpesona.- Wajahnya tidak bulat tetapi lebih cenderung kepada bulat.- Wajahnya seperti bulan purnama.- Dahi baginda luas, raut kening tebal, terpisah ditengahnya.- Urat darah kelihatan di antara dua kening dan nampak semakin jelassemasa marah.- Mata baginda hitam,dengan bulu mata yang panjang.- Garis-garis merah di bahagian putih mata, luas kelopaknya, kebiruanasli di bahagian sudut.- Hidungnya agak mancung, bercahaya penuh misteri, kelihatan luas sekalipertama kali melihatnya.- Mulut baginda sederhana luas dan cantik.- Giginya kecil dan bercahaya, indah tersusun, renggang di bahagiandepan.- Apabila berkata-kata, cahaya kelihatan memancar dari giginya.- Janggutnya penuh dan tebal menawan.- Lehernya kecil dan panjang, terbentuk dengan cantik seperti arca Warnalehernya putih seperti perak sangat indah.- Kepalanya besar tapi terlalu elok bentuknya.- Rambutnya sedikit ikal.- Rambutnya tebal kdg-kdg menyentuh pangkal telinga dan kdg-kdg mencecahbahu tapi disisir rapi.- Rambutnya terbelah di tengah.- Di tubuhnya tidak banyak rambut kecuali satu garisan rambut menganjurdari dada ke pusat.- Dadanya bidang dan selaras dgn perut. Luas bidang antara kedua bahunyalebih drpd biasa.- Seimbang antara kedua bahunya.- Pergelangan tangannya lebar, lebar tapak tangannya, jarinya juga besardan tersusun dgn cantik.- Tapak tangannya bagaikan sutera yang lembut.- Perut betisnya tidak lembut tetapi cantik. Kakinya berisi tapak kakinyaterlalu licin sehingga tidak melekat air.- Terlalu sedikit daging di bahagian tumit kakinya.- Warna kulitnya tidak putih spt kapur atau coklat tapi campuran coklatdan putih.- Warna putihnya lebih banyak.- Warna kulit baginda putih kemerah-merahan.- Warna kulitnya putih tapi sihat.- Kulitnya putih lagi bercahaya.- Binaan badannya sempurna, tulang-temulangnya besar dan kukuh.- Badannya tidak gemuk.- Badannya tidak tinggi dan tidak pula rendah, kecil tapi berukuransederhana lagi kacak.- Perutnya tidak buncit.- Badannya cenderung kepada tinggi,semasa berada di kalangan org ramaibaginda kelihatan lebih tinggi drpd mereka.KESIMPULANNYA :Nabi Muhammad sa.w adalah manusia agung yang ideal dan sebaik-baik contohsepanjang zaman. Semulia-mulia insan di dunia...untuk mengingatkan kita.. Tiba-tiba dariluar pintu terdengar seorang yang berseru mengucapkan salam. "Bolehkahsaya masuk?" tanyanya. Tapi Fatimah tidak mengizinkannya masuk,"Maafkanlah, ayahku sedang demam," kata Fatimah yang membalikkan badandan menutup pintu. Kemudian ia kembali menemani ayahnya yang ternyatasudah membuka mata dan bertanya pada Fatimah, "Siapakah itu wahaianakku?"."Tak tahulah ayahku, orang sepertinya baru sekali ini akumelihatnya," tutur Fatimah lembut. Lalu, Rasulullah menatap puterinya itudengan pandangan yang menggetarkan. Seolah-olah bahagian demi bahagianwajah anaknya itu hendak dikenang. "Ketahuilah, dialah yang menghapuskankenikmatan sementara, dialah yang memisahkan pertemuan di dunia. Dialahmalaikatul maut," kata Rasulullah, Fatimah pun menahan ledakan tangisnya.Malaikat maut datang menghampiri, tapi Rasulullah menanyakan kenapaJibril tidak ikut bersama menyertainya. Kemudian dipanggillah Jibril yangsebelumnya sudah bersiap di atas langit dunia menyambut ruh kekasih Allahdan penghulu dunia ini. "Jibril, jelaskan apa hakku nanti di hadapanAllah?" Tanya Rasululllah dengan suara yang amat lemah. "Pintu-pintulangit telah terbuka, para malaikat telah menanti rohmu. Semua surgaterbuka lebar menanti kedatanganmu, " kata Jibril. Tapi itu ternyata tidakmembuatkan Rasulullah lega, matanya masih penuh kecemasan."Engkau tidak senang mendengar khabar ini?" Tanya Jibril lagi. "Khabarkankepadaku bagaimana nasib umatku kelak?" "Jangan khawatir, wahai RasulAllah, aku pernah mendengar Allah berfirman kepadaku: 'Kuharamkan surgabagi siapa saja, kecuali umat Muhammad telah berada di dalamnya," kataJibril. Detik-detik semakin dekat, saatnya Izrail melakukan tugas.Perlahan ruh Rasulullah ditarik. Nampak seluruh tubuh Rasulullahbersimbah peluh, urat-urat lehernya menegang."Jibril, betapa sakitsakaratul maut ini."Perlahan Rasulullah mengaduh. Fatimah terpejam, Ali yang di sampingnyamenunduk semakin dalam dan Jibril memalingkan muka. "Jijikkah kaumelihatku, hingga kau palingkan wajahmuJibril?" Tanya Rasulullah pada Malaikat pengantar wahyu itu. "Siapakahyang sanggup, melihat kekasih Allah direnggut ajal," kata Jibril.Sebentar kemudian terdengar Rasulullah mengaduh, karena sakit yang tidaktertahankan lagi. "Ya Allah, dahsyat nian maut ini, timpakan saja semuasiksa maut ini kepadaku, jangan pada umatku. "Badan Rasulullah mulaidingin, kaki dan dadanya sudah tidak bergerak lagi.Bibirnya bergetar seakan hendak membisikkan sesuatu, Alisegera mendekatkan telinganya. "Uushiikum bis-shalaati, wamaa malakataimaanukum - peliharalah shalat dan peliharalah orang-orang lemah diantaramu." Di luar, pintu tangis mulai terdengar bersahutan, sahabatsaling berpelukan. Fatimah menutupkan tangan di wajahnya, dan Ali kembalimendekatkan telinganya ke bibir Rasulullah yang mulai kebiruan. "Ummatii,ummatii, ummatiii!" - "Umatku, umatku, umatku"Dan, berakhirlah hidup manusia mulia yang memberi sinaran itu. Kini,mampukah kita mencintai sepertinya?Allaahumma sholli 'alaa Muhammad wa'alaihi wasahbihi wasallim. Betapacintanya Rasulullah kepada kita.NB:Kirimkan kepada sahabat-sahabat muslim lainnya agar timbul kesadaranuntuk mencintai Allah dan RasulNya, seperti Allah dan RasulNya mencintaikita. Kerana sesungguhnya selain daripada itu hanyalah fana belaka.Amin...Usah gelisah apabila dibenci manusia kerana masih banyak yangmenyayangimu di dunia, tapi gelisahlah apabila dibenci Allah kerana tiadalagi yang mengasihmu di akhirat kelak.YA RASULULLAH KAMI AMAT MERINDUI MU,pemergian MU amat kami rasai.Wahai Insan Terulung, CINTA dan KASIH SAYANG Kami Hanya Untuk MU YAA RASULUALLAH. .Perbanyakan lah selawat dan salam keatas JUNJUNGAN BESAR NABI MUHAMMAD SAW….Baginda adalah sebaik2 INSAN maka jadikan lah kehidupan Baginda sebagai panduan hidup kita dalam meniti kehidupan umat akhir zaman…Cinta Baginda kepada umatnya tidak pernah luntur walaupun sebesar zarah,bagaimana Cinta kita kepada Baginda?Tepuk Dada tanya laa IMAN…
Salam,,,,
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